How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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