She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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