He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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