What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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