I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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