Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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