i think my tv is drunk
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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