One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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