we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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