I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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