...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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