just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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