I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
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