with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
How external is "for external use only"?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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