carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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