rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
that is very illegal...i love you.
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