Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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