I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
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He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I would fuck him just for his dog
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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