i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
one two three fourrrrnication!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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