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In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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