doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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