Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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