is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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