it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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