Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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