I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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