You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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