i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
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there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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