I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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