just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
We need to rekindle our bromance
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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