No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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