I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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