Christians are straight up FREAKS
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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