I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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