heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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