check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
These tits shall not be calmed
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