I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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