he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I have already put on my inside pants.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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