I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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