Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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