Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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