I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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