HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I wish you could order shots online.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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