He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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