they need to just BURY HIM!
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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