3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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