Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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