By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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