You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
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i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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