PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
