PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
Randomize
