Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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