yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I said "one day" and that day is not today
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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