someone threw a dead crab at me
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
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See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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