I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Randomize
