Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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