PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went