apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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