Midget sex pt 2 tonight
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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